How much is a lost tooth worth? When I was a kid, I’m pretty sure it was only a quarter. We didn’t have dollar coins in common circulation, the way we do know. Now, according to Emma, some kids are getting diamonds from the tooth fairy. Sorry, kid. This tooth fairy doesn’t have any to spare. Hell, I don’t have any period!! Long story, lots of reasons…but I digress. I figure a toonie is pretty damn good.
Emma lost her fourth tooth last night, while brushing her teeth. I had to be sure to exchange the tooth for a toonie, especially cause last time I forgot – bad, horrible mummy!!! I did manage to sneak in and do the exchange while she was in the bathroom that morning, explaining that the tooth fairy probably just hadn’t come yet, seeing as Emma was up super early, and the Tooth Fairy is obviously one busy lady. She bought it, but I wasn’t sure she would a second time. So last night I rememebered (good mummy!) to do the switcheroo. Somehow, this morning, there wasnot only a toonie, but also a loonie (for anyone not Canadian, that is $2.00 and $1.00, respectively.) I am responsible for the toonie, but not the loonie. I asked my lazy still-sleeping husband before I left for work if he was the second “tooth fairy”, and once he got over the confusion of being awakened with such a weird question, assured me he was not. Hmn. Maybe the tooth fairy is real. Now if only her cousins, the housecleaning fairies, would drop by.


